Salesman for the Eldritch

The Eldritch arrived some time ago...creatures which bear countless eyes and tendrils all writhing all slithering...all watching.  And who could possibly predict that they would be so much fun!

They are simply wonderful to have here, from portals to telekinesis, even teleportation.  They are fountains and fun and enjoyment bringing a fun energy into the already wonderful Zeta city.

I hope you have a good time here as a salesman.

Salesman for the Eldritch is a more humorous take on the Lovecraftian horror type of narrative, instead of making this horror be rightfully terrifying the narrative makes it a mere anecdote that no one in that world cares for truly.  And if anything the people of the world simply love the Eldritch as they are wonderfully fun people with really interesting and sometimes delicious powers.  It is a linear story for the majority of it with choices of varying significance along the way.  Also I am not an artist, I am sorry when the art is not great.